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Princess Beatrice hasn’t even set the wedding date, everyone is ‘concerned’
Princess Beatrice’s wedding planning is a wreck! Which is no surprise, considering Beatrice had been waiting to announce the wedding date for months, waiting hopelessly for the stories about Prince...
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Princess Beatrice & Eugenie no longer have an ‘office’ at Buckingham Palace
Here’s some additional info about the neverending saga of Poor Beatrice Just Wants Some Fancy Wedding Stuff. Beatrice can’t have nice things because her father was BFFs with a rapist pedophile and...
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Princess Beatrice will announce her June wedding just after New Year’s?
For weeks, we’ve been hearing different things about Princess Beatrice and Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi’s wedding planning, or rather, their lack of wedding planning. The story I believed was that Beatrice...
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Princess Beatrice got her engagement party & Prince Andrew didn’t attend
After all of that drama and hand-wringing over Princess Beatrice’s engagement party, it turns out that everything went down almost entirely the way she originally wanted. She and Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi...
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Prince Andrew didn’t go to church with the royal family on Christmas Day
Prince Andrew did not do the Sandringham church-walk on Christmas day with the royal family. There was some suggestion that he would attend church with his family, but that he wouldn’t do the...
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Embed from Getty Images If you found yourself in an emergency fashion situation, do you have TEN royal-appropriate outfits of various “dressiness” in your closet? I do not. I barely have three outfits...
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Princess Beatrice’s wedding probably won’t get any kind of live TV coverage
Before Christmas, we heard the gossip that Princess Beatrice had quietly set the date for her wedding to Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi. It still hasn’t been announced, as of yet, but we should be hearing...
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Princess Beatrice has already chosen her fake-Italian wedding dress designer
It’s been two weeks of Sussexit drama and all this time, I’ve barely thought about Princess Beatrice and how she was supposed to announce her wedding date after Christmas. Do you think that Beatrice...
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Princess Beatrice & Eugenie are pushed as ‘replacements’ for the Sussexes
There’s already a story – which I’ve covered separately – about how the Queen wants the Countess of Wessex to step up in a bigger way post-Sussexit. That story made a lot of sense to me, in that we...
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Princess Beatrice will get the first London royal wedding since Will & Kate
When Prince Harry married then-Meghan Markle, I remember making the argument that they should actually have the ceremony and reception in London rather than Windsor. We were told by all of the royal...
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Princess Beatrice finally set her wedding date, but still doesn’t have a...
In between HRH Prince Andrew’s debacle in November and Sussexit in early January, I spent too much time focusing on Princess Beatrice and her sad wedding planning. Beatrice got engaged to Edoardo...
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The Queen wants Prince Andrew, Beatrice & Eugenie to pick up more royal work
HRH Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, is not actually fired or taking a break from royal duties or persona non grata within the royal family. I know that’s shocking, that these a–holes would give lip...
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Princess Beatrice changed her wedding date ‘two times’ because of Andrew’s...
Princess Beatrice “broke protocol” with her wedding plans. I say that half-jokingly, because as we’ve seen before, protocol isn’t really protocol, it’s just a loose set of “well, this is how it was...
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Princess Beatrice’s wedding reception will be held in a ‘posh tent’ at Buck...
Earlier this month, Princess Beatrice finally got to announce her wedding date, wedding location and general wedding information. In a move which surprised me, the Queen gave Bea the go-ahead on...
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Will Prince Harry & Meghan even show up to Princess Beatrice’s wedding?
Remember when the Duchess of Sussex turned up to Princess Eugenie’s 2018 wedding, stormed up the aisle, ripped Eugenie’s bouquet from her hands and screamed “I’m preggo, motherf–kers”? Good times....
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Princess Beatrice is on a ‘strict diet’& taking barre classes ahead of her...
Princess Beatrice’s wedding is about three months away. Royal weddings are usually planned and organized in about four to five months, but I get the feeling that Beatrice was actually doing a lot of...
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Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi’s 3-year-old son Wolfie will be his best man at the...
For what it’s worth, I don’t really care or mind the fact that Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi has a messy romantic history, complete with an ex-fiancee he jilted rather suddenly when a princess came around....
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Princess Beatrice will get a contessa title in Italy when she marries Edoardo
I had completely forgotten about this story, but I find it even more relevant now, more than three years after the fact. Do you remember in December 2016, there was SO much conversation about how...
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The Queen finally changes her schedule, will Beatrice’s wedding be postponed?
How long do you think the coronavirus crisis will last? I’m really asking. I suspect that we’ll be in a state of isolation, work-from-home, economic crisis and medical crisis for at least three...
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Princess Beatrice probably will postpone her wedding for the *third* time
As we previously discussed, there’s a rumor going around the Bitchy Courtier water cooler that Princess Beatrice’s wedding will have to be postponed. We discussed it on Tuesday, and I just wanted to...
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