Princess Beatrice gets her BMW stolen with the keys in the ignition
Princess Beatrice has been left red-faced and without a vehicle after a thief took off with her three year-old BMW 1 series when she left the keys in the ignition to just drop into a shop. The 20...
View ArticleAnother royal wedding is on the way: Princess Beatrice is allegedly engaged
Star Magazine reports that there is another royal wedding coming up, but don’t expect the same hysteria as that surrounding Prince William’s. In fact, this royal wedding wasn’t even allowed to be...
View ArticlePrincesses Eugenie & Beatrice’s wedding fashion: tragic or not the worst?
Well, was Chelsy Davy the worst dressed girl at the wedding, or was it Princess Beatrice? Or Princess Eugenie? Both looked pretty rough, in my opinion, but no one compares to Samantha Cameron (the...
View ArticlePrincesses Beatrice & Eugenie’s hatmaker defends his fug creations
As we discovered, Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice were both royal hot messes at the wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William (their first cousin). I suspect that fug fashion sense is in their...
View ArticleDuchess Kate is now a “lesser royal” than Princesses Beatrice & Eugenie
This is something I’ve been wondering about for a while, and I’m glad there’s a story about it and details about the Queen approving of new “royal protocols”. Many of us have wondered: who does...
View ArticlePrincess Eugenie & Beatrice are trying to mean-girl Duchess Kate
This story is slightly complicated, so let me get through some background before we begin. Allegedly, Prince Harry and William are pretty close to their younger cousins, Princesses Eugenie and...
View ArticleWill Princess Beatrice get engaged to her boyfriend of 6 years any time soon?
Here are some new photos of Princess Beatrice and her boyfriend Dave Clark last night in London. Some of you are always asking me to cover more stuff about Prince Andrew’s daughters, so here you go....
View ArticlePrincesses Eugenie & Beatrice join the Queen for the Royal Derby: lovely?
Here are some photos of “the other royals” at the Investec Epsom Derby at Epsom Racecourse in Epsom on June 2, 2013. I’m actually somewhat shocked that Duchess Kate didn’t manage to come out for a...
View ArticleQueen Elizabeth, Camilla & more at Royal Ascot: who had the best hat?
These are some assorted photos from Day 1 and Day 2 of the Royal Ascot. I’ve been looking at the photos for the past few days and I just decided to pull the trigger on writing about all of the crazy,...
View ArticlePrince William, Harry, Pippa, Cressida & Chelsy all at the same wedding: drama!
When Prince William married Kate Middleton, there really didn’t seem to be too much “society drama” about it. Of course, if I remember correctly, Kate made sure that Isabella Anstruther Gough...
View ArticlePrincesses Eugenie & Beatrice looked really great the Serpentine Gallery party
As Bedhead already covered a little bit, last night was the annual summer party for the Serpentine Gallery. Every year, they get a pretty good turnout, and I’m actually a little bit sad (not really)...
View ArticlePrincess Beatrice hates ‘vacuous & pushy’ Duchess Kate & Pippa Middleton
Considering their parents, I’ve always thought that the York princesses turned out rather well. They both seem like healthy, well-adjusted young women and they’re not afraid to work and take on...
View ArticlePrincess Beatrice’s salary revealed in Sony hack: she makes $30,300 a year?
I’ve mentioned this in a few posts and I think I’ve added a few links here and there, but the hacking of Sony has turned into a real mess. The hackers call themselves the Guardians of Peace, and...
View ArticlePrincess Beatrice has taken 4 vacations since quitting her job 2 months ago
Does Princess Beatrice fly under the radar, or do most people just not care enough to track her movements? Beatrice has never and will never get the same level of scrutiny as Prince William, Harry or...
View ArticlePrincess Beatrice has apparently moved to America to study ‘finance’: fishy?
As we discussed last week, Princess Beatrice has been unemployed for two months or more. She quit her fancy job with Sony Europe back in December, and since then, she’s managed to squeeze in FOUR...
View ArticleWho looked the most amazing at the ‘McQueen: Savage Beauty’ event?
Thursday afternoon, I fell down an Alexander McQueen rabbit hole and it took me a while to refocus. One of the photo agencies, WENN, posted all of these photos of the Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty...
View ArticlePrincess Beatrice & assorted royals join the Queen for Easter church service
Here are some photos of the royal family going to Easter church service yesterday at Windsor Castle. Missing from the group: Prince Charles, the Duchess of Cornwall, Prince William, Prince Harry and...
View ArticleThe Mail: Princess Beatrice has gone on 11 vacations in the past 6 months
First, let me thank Celebitches Erin and Rachel for sending this story in as a request for coverage. I love that people enjoy it when I bitch about the work-sky royals! And this is one of the biggest...
View ArticlePrincess Beatrice does some rare royal work ahead of her move to Manhattan
Princess Beatrice did a rare “royal work” public event yesterday. She officially opened a new classroom at the Maple Hayes dyslexia school in Lichfield. Dyslexia is a cause close to Beatrice’s heart –...
View ArticlePrince William doesn’t like Princess Beatrice’s ‘indiscreet’ boyfriend Dave...
In the midst of all of the Cambridge-Middleton drama over the weekend, I waited to cover this story about one of the poor York princesses. It seems like we never really hear much about Eugenie these...
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